From The Seduction of Emy and Other Stories

Copyright 2023 A. R. Gregory

 

Final Exam

The ridiculous hospital gown someone pressed into my hands barely covers the front of me, much less my backside. I feel like an idiot lying on my belly in the examining room, a pillow stuffed under me, jutting my ass skyward, exactly the way I was ordered to position myself. I snatch a towel from the nearby countertop, drape it as best I can over my chilled butt. What did I expect, me the hapless protagonist — or is that prostagonist — in yet another installment of the nightmare saga known as visits to my urologist’s office?
This must be why none of the receptionists and nurses looked me in the eye when I walked in today. They all knew why I was here. They already saw me like this in their minds’ eyes, bare-ass naked and bottoms-up. They didn’t want to lose it, want to laugh their asses off to my face....